JUST4FUN: Naughty Facts You Already Know (18+)
DID YOU KNOW?
Floyd Mayweather once challenged a kangaroo to a boxing match & incase you wanna know who won. Floyd left the match unBEATEN.
Well today is #DryJokeWednesday & I
like to spice things up, throw in a bit of humour to cool down the body
temperature (even if it’s for a while). But before I proceed, lemme say this -
SPOILER ALERT!!!
Okay, that’s much better. It’s going to be
a little x-rated, most of these things you already know. I’m just kinda
reminding you. So here we go:
- Elephants have dicks that can grab things
- What is good for the goose is also good for the gander. Ever tried giving a dildo to a gander?
- Can you mention seven things that come in 2s on the human body? Okay, let’s go: eyes, ears, nostrils, hands, legs, buttocks & ….
- Ever heard of PUSH-UP BRO!
- In other to get someone turned on – find a switch & turn it on.
- Staring at a woman’s chest for too long can cause chest cancer! Luckily for us, most of them don’t have chests.
- Two heads may be better than one but when you throw in three, ypou’re actually going too far. Watch out!
- Sperm whales are becoming endangered species – they need eggs to survive.
- Doggy, Pussy, Cock – sounds familiar, right? They are all names of animals. Your turn, can you think of other names?
