POEM: A Day In Pop City

"Riri was such a talkative on the way
Could you just SHUT UP & DRIVEGaga walked by
It was like the caravan of an Egyptian Pharoah"

A DAY IN POP CITY

Dropping at the Michael Jackson international airport
You already knew YOU ARE NOT ALONE
A lot of people had just flown in
You were either BLACK OR WHITE

I picked up my luggage & hurriedly got into a cab
I was surprised to see the cab driver was Rihanna
Riri was such a talkative on the way
Could you just SHUT UP & DRIVE

She pulled up in front of a Maroon 5-star hotel
It had a PAYPHONE in front
We had passed through Jordan Sparks Avenue
Where there was NO AIR!
I had wondered how the people there breathe

Entering the hotel I was greeted by a bevy of PAPARAZZIs that followed when Lady Gaga walked by
It was like the caravan of an Egyptian Pharoah
So many free pictures; I could really use a shot

Justin Timberlake didn't seem to notice my presence
He was so obsessed with his MIRROR as he walked right past me
Poor pretty thing!
He might be in need of a BLANK SPACE next to Taylor Swift

I had already booked a reservation so it didn't take long for me to be ushered into my room
After having my bath I ordered lunch which was brought to my room upstairs
It was The Weeknd - a day a STARBOY should party
I would be heading to the club at nine
So I decided to take a nap

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Arriving at the club, I needed something chill; maybe a little warm too
I headed straight for the bar
Where Beyonce & Jay Z were already DRUNK...IN LOVE? I dunno.

At the other end, Drake was trying to convince Miley Cyrus to dance with him
He just didn't have the right words
So I walked over to show him how to
"Miley," I said "I need ONE DANCE"
And what do you know, we were on the dance floor!

But that didn't go down well with him
He threatened to drop a GRENADE
Guess who was willing to catch it?
Thanks but no thanks Mr Bruno Mars
Bieber had to drop in a SORRY
A much effective method
At least we could go back to partying
"Thanks Justin"

Not long afterwards another brawl went down
Bottles went flying midair, as guns were pulled out
R Kelly was arguing about being THE WORLD'S GREATEST
Eeehhrrr...?! Clearly he was intoxicated.
Everywhere was in a beautiful chaos
Except for 50 Cents who thought he was in a CANDY SHOP!

I was stuck with Miley for most of the night
Though I had turns with Selena, Ariana, Rihanna, Alicia, Kimbra, Aguilera..
Mehn, I lost count!
I also got a series of lap dance from Shakira
Lucky Bastard!
But slowly everyone had to retire for the night
But with Miley WE CAN'T STOP
We just won't stop partying

It took me until four to get to bed
Knowing that every morning at six;
Nicki POUNDS THE ALARM
Then Katy ROARs
Can't imagine myself getting any sleep after that

But just when I thought it couldn't get any better
I heard a knock on the door which I reluctantly went to open
There was Adele!
"HELLO," she said wearing her free flowing unbelted night gown
"Can I come in?"

-ArcherTint
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