Hey! It's my Birthday!

Birthdays are special. But why do we gotta change our age every year?
Maybe that's cause each birthday reminds you that you are a year closer to the grave..

Happy April Fools Day!
But it's actually my birthday today. Yay! This brings me to the story about the day I was actually born which my parents tell me over & over. A joke that never gets old.

So the thing is my mom actually went into labour on the 31st day of March. And I wasn't born till about five minutes past twelve midnight. Which technically means that I was born on the (You know when).

So when I came out & my mom was like I wanna see my baby, she was very happy, so she asked is it a boy or girl? The midwives said it was a girl so when she held me she was shocked to find it was actually a boy & they all screamed APRIL FOOL!

Ok but when it came to my dad, it was much of a big deal. Cause my dad was already outside with some friends, anxiously waiting. When the doctor came along, my dad rushed to him to know what was going on. The doctor was like "Congratulations, your wife has just given birth to a baby girl!"

My dad was like Yay! It's a girl! But the doctor screamed APRIL FOOL DUDE!! It's a boy! And then my dad went Yay! It's a boy! (At this point he was very confused). Was it a boy or girl?

So when my dad finally got into the ward where my mom was & he got a chance to hold me for the first time, it was very awkward. He held me up & was cross checking then he went "Excuse me miss but I can't find his ****" (belle-button, you naughty pricks)